There Must Be ….

little paper fairies coming out once the lights are out at night and breeding — yes … I said breeding (insert super attitude here 🙄 ) — exorbitant masses of paper I wouldn’t remember getting.  Of course I wouldn’t remember because they do it!!!!  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!!  😛

Last year, despite my best efforts, after shredding, I had 7 … yes 7 bags of shredded paper.  The task took me 2 days to complete and I just don’t understand why I’m back at this again. 

Little receipts, post-it notes, school crap, patterns, recipes, bills, junk mail, magazines, some stuff I don’t even know what they are … an entire shopping bag of this stuff!!!!!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!  Stuff I want to save, stuff I want to toss … all mixed up together. 

That bag has to be one of my dirty little secrets because I’m for the most part — VERY organized.   Don’t ask my mom what she thinks about the organization in my fridge and freezer … she thinks I have OCD because it’s so organized.  Her thing is if I get married, my fridge organization will be the source of divorce.  LOLOL!!!  In her mind, NOONE else can clean,  organize and maintain the clean in my fridge like me,  not even her.  LOLOL!!!!  But I’m not paying that lady no attention!  (Love you Kathey)  😛    This bag, on the other hand, would suggest that she’s lost her mind regarding her assessment of my organization skills. 

Right now, my living room floor and my sofa are both covered in paper.  If y’all don’t hear from me in a few days … this is what happened:


Death to the paper fairies!!!!!!!!

5 thoughts on “There Must Be ….

  1. creative urbanista January 28, 2013 / 12:39 am

    Just dumped a whole shopping bag of shredded paper this weekend. I went through old bills & papers to clear out clutter and will probably have another 2 shopping bags when I’m done. I just hope my 10 year old shredder doesn’t give out on me, lol

  2. Spinster January 19, 2013 / 7:07 pm

    I have 2 bags of paper that have been sitting here since my move in 2010, waiting for me to shred all of their contents. I still don’t have a shredder. So don’t worry, it’s not just you.

    • Nicky January 19, 2013 / 7:10 pm

      Seriously, doesn’t it just annoy you seeing it sitting there?!!! I bet by the time you get to sorting it, them fairies would have added paper you never even saw before!!!! LOLOL!!! 😀

      • Spinster January 19, 2013 / 7:19 pm

        I’m so used to the 2 stupid bags sitting there, it doesn’t even annoy me anymore. I really need to buy a good shredder, though, and stop playing around. The fairies add more paper to the bag at least once per week. 😐

        • Nicky January 19, 2013 / 7:41 pm

          LOLOLOL!!! I’m glad that I’m not the only one!!! Death to the paper fairies!!!!!!

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