Lemme say this now and categorically — if any of you meet any man that I’m dating exclusively and get to know him — tell him this: DO NOT, for the love of all things holy, EVER send me a singing telegram when we have a fight! I’m as serious as a heart-attack.
Noone knew that the Executive Assistant and her guy broke up. He tried to get back together on Facebook (how much do I HATE thee FB? A million-fold!!!!). That didn’t work! What did he do? Insert singing Elvis! Queue down-hill response!!!! She was sooooooooooo embarassed. She cussed and cried when Elvis left. Right now she’s gone outside to smoke a couple of cigarettes to cool off. Oye, oye, oye!!!!
I empathised with the young woman but I had tears in my eyes. Singing Elvis was so empathic with the rendition.
Song: Baby Come Back — Hall & Oates
Doin’ anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes
I’m right back where I started again
And tryin’ to forget you is just a waste of time
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
Tryin’ to keep up a smile that hides the tears
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
There was something in everything about you
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart?
Nothing left for me? Is there nothing left for me?
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; (listen, baby) you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
I was wrong, and I just can’t live…
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
D'NALI 
Did you see Why Did I Get Married Too? Remember that scene where Janet Jackson’s character hires a trannsexual to jump out of a cake and dance for Malik Yoba? That’s the first thing that popped in my mind when I read that.
That song is already sappy enough with Hall & Oates singing it. I’m visualizing an Elvis impersonator in a white suit with guitar swinging his hips singing, can’t help but LMAO
He may not want her back but he’s definitely trying to get her attention. Even if she just calls to cuss him out, LOL
Gyurl … you should have seen Elvis!!! He wore a white sequined suit, a red shirt and a blue belt. I called him the backwards Spider man … his entire outfit looked like he cut up Spidey’s costume then threw it together with a white jump suit.
Yep … I remember that scene … the real life version was infinitely more embarrassing. I’d be surprised if she showed up for work today!
If I were her and I felt like wasting spare change I’d send him over a drag queen singing “I Will Survive”, LOL
Total jerk move! And on purpose. I think she should return the favor with an MC Hammer impersonator. With gold pants. You can’t touch this. I think that trumps singing elvis. -Nizzy
LOLOLOL!!!! I 100% agree; I might even suggest it to her today!!! To say that move was janky is an understatement!!! I’m telling y’all … if you ever meet my guy … y’all better let him know …. cause a situation like that would bring out my Alter Ego Sasha and it would be on …. LOLOL!!!! 😀
HELL!!! & No. 😐
I knew you would feel me homie!!! It was awful!
How embarrassing. Poor lady.
I would be so pissed. What a tool.
Agreed and guess what I found out after — she broke up with him three months ago!!!! Can you believe it?!!! Now I feel like the exhibition was designed to embarrass her. There’s no way he could have expected her to be alone in the office at 11:00 am in the morning!
I would just be like, you know what, even if you wanted to get back with me, hell would have to freeze over first, and end it there. Oh well, you should tell her to screw what everyone else thinks.
What a dirtbag. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing if they broke up 3 months ago. Good thing that she got rid of him; he doesn’t sound like a prize. 😐
Not at all. After three months … this is either desperation or payback. Neither traits indicate she should be with him. 😦
I know that’s right.