Brought to You by: WTH Productions!!!

Lemme say this now and categorically — if any of you meet any man that I’m dating exclusively and get to know him — tell him this: DO NOT, for the love of all things holy, EVER send me a singing telegram when we have a fight!  I’m as serious as a heart-attack.

Noone knew that the Executive Assistant and her guy broke up.  He tried to get back together on Facebook (how much do I HATE thee FB?  A million-fold!!!!).  That didn’t work!  What did he do?  Insert singing Elvis!  Queue down-hill response!!!!  She was sooooooooooo embarassed.  She cussed and cried when Elvis left.  Right now she’s gone outside to smoke a couple of cigarettes to cool off.  Oye, oye, oye!!!!

I empathised with the young woman but I had tears in my eyes.  Singing Elvis was so empathic with the rendition. 

Song: Baby Come Back — Hall & Oates

Spending all my nights, all my money, goin’ out on the town
Doin’ anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes
I’m right back where I started again
And tryin’ to forget you is just a waste of time
 
Baby come back; any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
 
All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Tryin’ to keep up a smile that hides the tears
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
 
Baby come back; any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
 
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart?
Nothing left for me? Is there nothing left for me?
 
Baby come back; any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; (listen, baby) you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
I was wrong, and I just can’t live…
 
Baby come back; any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back; you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you
 
Now everyone knows that she broke up with him.  Her personal business is now fodder for office jokes.  He might have thought it was cute but that was a “aw helllllllllll naw” move.
  
 
Beautiful song but the context of that rendition — errr, WTH?!!!!!!
 
 
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14 thoughts on “Brought to You by: WTH Productions!!!

  1. creative urbanista September 27, 2012 / 7:27 am

    Did you see Why Did I Get Married Too? Remember that scene where Janet Jackson’s character hires a trannsexual to jump out of a cake and dance for Malik Yoba? That’s the first thing that popped in my mind when I read that.

    That song is already sappy enough with Hall & Oates singing it. I’m visualizing an Elvis impersonator in a white suit with guitar swinging his hips singing, can’t help but LMAO

    He may not want her back but he’s definitely trying to get her attention. Even if she just calls to cuss him out, LOL

    • Nicky September 27, 2012 / 9:25 am

      Gyurl … you should have seen Elvis!!! He wore a white sequined suit, a red shirt and a blue belt. I called him the backwards Spider man … his entire outfit looked like he cut up Spidey’s costume then threw it together with a white jump suit.

      Yep … I remember that scene … the real life version was infinitely more embarrassing. I’d be surprised if she showed up for work today!

      • creative urbanista September 27, 2012 / 3:36 pm

        If I were her and I felt like wasting spare change I’d send him over a drag queen singing “I Will Survive”, LOL

  2. Creatively Motivated September 27, 2012 / 12:47 am

    Total jerk move! And on purpose. I think she should return the favor with an MC Hammer impersonator. With gold pants. You can’t touch this. I think that trumps singing elvis. -Nizzy

    • Nicky September 27, 2012 / 9:26 am

      LOLOLOL!!!! I 100% agree; I might even suggest it to her today!!! To say that move was janky is an understatement!!! I’m telling y’all … if you ever meet my guy … y’all better let him know …. cause a situation like that would bring out my Alter Ego Sasha and it would be on …. LOLOL!!!! 😀

  3. Spinster September 26, 2012 / 4:42 pm

    HELL!!! & No. 😐

    • Nicky September 26, 2012 / 7:44 pm

      I knew you would feel me homie!!! It was awful!

      • Spinster September 26, 2012 / 8:35 pm

        How embarrassing. Poor lady.

  4. mistymtndesigns September 26, 2012 / 2:20 pm

    I would be so pissed. What a tool.

    • Nicky September 26, 2012 / 7:45 pm

      Agreed and guess what I found out after — she broke up with him three months ago!!!! Can you believe it?!!! Now I feel like the exhibition was designed to embarrass her. There’s no way he could have expected her to be alone in the office at 11:00 am in the morning!

      • mistymtndesigns September 26, 2012 / 8:20 pm

        I would just be like, you know what, even if you wanted to get back with me, hell would have to freeze over first, and end it there. Oh well, you should tell her to screw what everyone else thinks.

      • Spinster September 26, 2012 / 8:38 pm

        What a dirtbag. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing if they broke up 3 months ago. Good thing that she got rid of him; he doesn’t sound like a prize. 😐

        • Nicky September 27, 2012 / 9:28 am

          Not at all. After three months … this is either desperation or payback. Neither traits indicate she should be with him. 😦

          • Spinster September 27, 2012 / 2:19 pm

            I know that’s right.

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